| Equius: Talk to alien. |
289 |
| i don't like the gray text not human immediately. |
274 |
| Jack: Forge blade out of the present... |
273 |
| Rose: Head out the Cruxtruder. |
270 |
| Rose: Turn on your turntable. |
272 |
| John: Read book. Be the awesome coolkid. |
299 |
| Jack: Be the huge bitch. |
269 |
| John: There's one more time. |
300 |
| Terezi: Take a closer look. |
271 |
| John: Go outside and check on John. |
273 |
| Jade: Be the huge bitch. |
271 |
| Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the punched pogo card. |
280 |
| Jack: Be the other asshole. |
273 |
| Jack: Quick, be the pony. Second, trample Mom. |
297 |
| Kanaya: Confer with network administrator. |
274 |
| END OF ACT 1. |
273 |
| TT: Put the bunny back in the head with box to get that globe. |
271 |
| John: Prepare for nap. |
271 |
| Vriska: Answer white text crashed my browser. |
271 |
| Years in the box. |
271 |