| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink. | 301 |
| ==> | 338 |
| ==> | 305 |
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 312 |
| John: Answer chum. | 306 |
| ==> | 301 |
| ==> | 300 |
| ==> | 317 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 302 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 307 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 298 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 299 |
| ==> | 303 |
| A little later... | 301 |
| ==> | 302 |
| ==> | 302 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 302 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 301 |
| ======> | 303 |
| ==> | 299 |