| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Press the steak button. | 300 |
| John: Answer chum. | 292 |
| ==> | 289 |
| ==> | 287 |
| ==> | 306 |
| Jane: Deploy. | 290 |
| John: Be the other other girl. | 298 |
| Jake: Message your good bro. | 287 |
| Sollux: Blast off. | 288 |
| ==> | 292 |
| A little later... | 287 |
| ==> | 290 |
| ==> | 287 |
| NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS. | 291 |
| TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING. | 288 |
| ======> | 288 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 296 |
| ==> | 309 |
| ======> | 295 |