| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Take it. | 310 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Jane: Return home. | 317 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 294 |
| ==> | 305 |
| ======> | 315 |
| ==> | 331 |
| Terezi: Abscond. | 317 |
| Be Jake. | 319 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Dave: Make air conditioner on roof. | 337 |
| ==> ==> | 327 |
| ====> | 310 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 321 |
| WV: Examine marking on wrist. | 328 |
| ==> | 318 |
| DD: => SWITCH 3. | 336 |
| John: Obtain SW33TL00T. | 299 |
| Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer. | 336 |