| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Summon Davesprite. | 304 |
| ======> | 333 |
| Be the mysterious spider girl. | 304 |
| ==> | 319 |
| Vižit dØctor. | 317 |
| ==> | 360 |
| ==> | 307 |
| ==> | 303 |
| ==> | 357 |
| Jack: Call a minion. | 336 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Aradia: Go home. | 315 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ======> | 307 |
| THAT'S THE END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH. | 307 |
| LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON. | 308 |
| Eridan: Bother Vriska. | 315 |
| Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John again. | 311 |
| Be Dirk. | 312 |
| Jade: Open Echidna and go into the great outdoors. | 320 |