| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can hold. | 300 |
| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus. | 298 |
| ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR. | 303 |
| ======> | 287 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 293 |
| Enter name. | 292 |
| ==> | 291 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. | 302 |
| ==> | 343 |
| ==> | 301 |
| ==> | 302 |
| ==> | 302 |
| ==> | 294 |
| ==> | 297 |
| ==> | 298 |
| ==> | 293 |
| ==> ==> | 296 |
| ==> | 297 |
| Terezi: Call a minion. | 288 |
| ==> | 299 |