| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| OPEN CHEST. | 330 |
| ======> | 294 |
| ==> | 314 |
| dear jade, | 294 |
| KISS HER | 295 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 378 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 293 |
| ==> | 293 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 318 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 307 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 292 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 311 |
| ======> | 293 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 292 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 294 |
| ==> | 294 |
| ==> | 292 |
| ======> | 292 |
| ==> | 295 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 291 |