| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 301 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 289 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 308 |
| ======> | 288 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 288 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 289 |
| ==> | 291 |
| ==> | 289 |
| ======> | 289 |
| ==> | 291 |
| It's nice to meet you, John. | 287 |
| John: Open map. | 290 |
| ==> | 287 |
| Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache. | 287 |
| ==> | 295 |
| ======> | 290 |
| ==> | 296 |
| ==> | 896 |
| ==> | 289 |
| ==> | 289 |