| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| A mother will do whatever is best for her children. | 284 |
| Insert disc 2. | 284 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 286 |
| OPEN CHEST. | 324 |
| ======> | 284 |
| ==> | 305 |
| dear jade, | 284 |
| KISS HER | 284 |
| Rose: Look for mad scientists. | 366 |
| WV: Captchalogue can of custard. | 283 |
| ==> | 284 |
| Dave: Look out window. | 307 |
| Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU WIMP | 297 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 284 |
| WV: Deappearify the pumpkin. | 303 |
| ======> | 282 |
| END OF ACT 1. | 282 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 284 |
| ==> | 284 |
| ==> | 285 |