| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jake: Take it. | 295 |
| ==> | 295 |
| Jane: Return home. | 302 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 278 |
| ==> | 289 |
| ======> | 299 |
| ==> | 315 |
| Terezi: Abscond. | 301 |
| Be Jake. | 304 |
| ==> | 304 |
| Dave: Make air conditioner on roof. | 323 |
| ==> ==> | 311 |
| ====> | 295 |
| ==> | 316 |
| ==> | 304 |
| WV: Examine marking on wrist. | 314 |
| ==> | 304 |
| DD: => SWITCH 3. | 322 |
| John: Obtain SW33TL00T. | 285 |
| Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer. | 320 |