| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 298 |
| John: Unwrap the smallest present first. | 280 |
| ======> | 281 |
| ==> | 272 |
| ==> | 266 |
| ==> | 283 |
| Roxy: Read other book. | 301 |
| John: Exit. | 292 |
| Calliope: Tidy up a little. | 292 |
| Jake: Take it. | 291 |
| ==> | 291 |
| Jane: Return home. | 298 |
| AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story. | 272 |
| ==> | 285 |
| ======> | 293 |
| ==> | 310 |
| Terezi: Abscond. | 298 |
| Be Jake. | 301 |
| ==> | 300 |
| Dave: Make air conditioner on roof. | 317 |