| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ======> | 280 |
| Tavros: Rap with TC. | 286 |
| ======> | 306 |
| ==> | 285 |
| John: Answer your chums. | 311 |
| ==> | 283 |
| John: Get cruxite. | 452 |
| IT WILL BE TIME, INDEED, FOR ME TO GET... | 282 |
| Exit. | 286 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 292 |
| ==> | 287 |
| I DOUBT IT. | 283 |
| Rose: Produce captchalogue card. | 300 |
| ==> | 300 |
| Jake: Attempt to leave the house. | 306 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 311 |
| ==> | 280 |
| ======> | 288 |
| ==> | 285 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the story jackass. | 284 |