| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 251 |
| John: Answer your chums. | 256 |
| ==> | 248 |
| John: Get cruxite. | 412 |
| IT WILL BE TIME, INDEED, FOR ME TO GET... | 250 |
| Exit. | 257 |
| HOMOSUCK. | 250 |
| ==> | 250 |
| I DOUBT IT. | 248 |
| Rose: Produce captchalogue card. | 275 |
| ==> | 266 |
| Jake: Attempt to leave the house. | 248 |
| John: Combine ghost shirt and suit. | 279 |
| ==> | 251 |
| ======> | 249 |
| ==> | 250 |
| John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the story jackass. | 249 |
| ==> | 267 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 251 |
| ==> | 251 |