| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES. | 354 |
| John: Toss GameBro into fire. | 355 |
| ==> | 401 |
| ======> | 408 |
| NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER. | 357 |
| Enter name. | 347 |
| John: Combine ashes with urn. | 368 |
| Jade: Draw conksuck boot. | 351 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the car. | 354 |
| PM: Miraculously survive. | 352 |
| ==> | 355 |
| Dirk: Greet robotic friend. | 396 |
| ==> | 353 |
| ==> | 352 |
| ==> | 350 |
| ==> | 389 |
| ====> | 351 |
| ======> | 350 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis. | 397 |
| ======> | 349 |