| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Pester. | 324 |
| READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES. | 333 |
| John: Toss GameBro into fire. | 330 |
| ==> | 376 |
| ======> | 382 |
| NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER. | 329 |
| Enter name. | 324 |
| John: Combine ashes with urn. | 349 |
| Jade: Draw conksuck boot. | 329 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the car. | 331 |
| PM: Miraculously survive. | 327 |
| ==> | 335 |
| Dirk: Greet robotic friend. | 374 |
| ==> | 328 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ==> | 367 |
| ====> | 327 |
| ======> | 328 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis. | 375 |