| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES. | 288 |
| John: Toss GameBro into fire. | 286 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ======> | 319 |
| NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER. | 285 |
| Enter name. | 282 |
| John: Combine ashes with urn. | 308 |
| Jade: Draw conksuck boot. | 283 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the car. | 283 |
| PM: Miraculously survive. | 285 |
| ==> | 298 |
| Dirk: Greet robotic friend. | 331 |
| ==> | 281 |
| ==> | 287 |
| ==> | 284 |
| ==> | 323 |
| ====> | 281 |
| ======> | 284 |
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis. | 330 |
| ======> | 281 |