| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Get hassled. | 304 |
| John: Captchalogue GameBro. | 308 |
| ==> | 307 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 324 |
| ==> | 316 |
| stop stop stop stop stop. | 303 |
| WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD. | 302 |
| You must eliminate the archagent. | 304 |
| ======> | 306 |
| Highlighting all that white text guy. | 314 |
| DD: Unleash awesome powers of ring. | 308 |
| And much earlier than that... | 303 |
| John: See if Dave left you a sweet update. | 303 |
| ==> | 339 |
| Sollux: Wake up. | 303 |
| ====> | 310 |
| I BLEED THE BLOOD. | 362 |
| John: Read instructions for control deck. | 304 |
| ==> | 303 |