| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> ==> | 289 |
| ==> | 286 |
| Examine caliginous quadrant. | 287 |
| WV?: Defend treasure. | 286 |
| Sollux: Get back to adventurin'. | 302 |
| Dave: Take nunchaku. | 295 |
| Jack: Check time. | 294 |
| ==> | 320 |
| ======> | 328 |
| ==> | 338 |
| Jack: Stop being the other golden tower. | 293 |
| Jade: Carve totem. | 288 |
| ==> | 291 |
| SO. | 296 |
| Roxy: Captchalogue one. | 286 |
| ==> | 288 |
| Dirk: Ask Roxy. | 296 |
| John: Press blue button. | 308 |
| Try again. | 289 |
| This is stupid. Stop being a wiseass and get that guy's attention. | 285 |