| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a piglet and fertilize some plants. | 324 |
| ==> | 338 |
| Jade: Exit this room. | 332 |
| ==> | 330 |
| ==> | 348 |
| Rose: Recaptchalogue your items! | 329 |
| Terezi: Deal with this guy. | 436 |
| Examine room. | 329 |
| John: Check mail. | 357 |
| John: Take shortcut. | 330 |
| ==> | 327 |
| ==> | 345 |
| o | 328 |
| Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!! | 694 |
| Roxy: Return home. | 334 |
| ==> | 330 |
| Roxy: Deploy Frigglish. | 389 |
| ==> | 322 |
| ==> | 364 |
| ME?? ==> | 379 |