| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Become overwhelmed with responsibility. | 301 |
| ==> | 301 |
| Dave: Check out magazine. | 432 |
| ==> | 300 |
| Jake: Examine bunny. | 318 |
| ==> | 300 |
| Jane: Retrieve arm. | 302 |
| ==> | 332 |
| How exciting! A parcel for you. | 304 |
| ==> | 309 |
| Dave: Change into Four Aces Suited. | 304 |
| AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something. | 344 |
| Kanaya: Return to serving client. | 303 |
| AND SO I GET A GOD DAMN? | 308 |
| Jane: Give Cera beagle puss. | 1452 |
| ==> | 301 |
| o | 320 |
| ........... | 301 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 309 |
| ==> | 300 |