| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Take pointy thing. | 222 |
| ======> | 219 |
| Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it. | 217 |
| John: Proceed to crypt. | 222 |
| Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can as fast as you can hold. | 231 |
| John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus. | 230 |
| ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR. | 233 |
| ======> | 219 |
| John: Be the huge bitch. | 224 |
| Enter name. | 222 |
| ==> | 221 |
| Dirk: Check on lusus. | 238 |
| ==> | 277 |
| ==> | 232 |
| ==> | 233 |
| ==> | 233 |
| ==> | 224 |
| ==> | 231 |
| ==> | 228 |
| ==> | 220 |