| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Be Dirk. | 237 |
| ==> | 240 |
| Kanaya: Deal with AG. | 230 |
| ======> | 247 |
| ==> | 302 |
| ======> | 230 |
| John: Examine Deep Impact poster. | 270 |
| Jade: Put something weird in the future... | 240 |
| John: Get more stuff. | 281 |
| ==> | 256 |
| Roxy: Send him home. | 226 |
| WV: Press the steak button. | 229 |
| Jake: Commence robroquest. | 245 |
| ==> | 228 |
| ======> | 230 |
| FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT. | 250 |
| ==> | 239 |
| ==> | 249 |
| Karkat: Get down to business. | 227 |
| Enter name. | 235 |