| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Leave a surprise for the citizen cans. | 323 |
| ==> | 313 |
| ==> | 341 |
| Jane: Answer Di-Stri. | 321 |
| DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE STORY. | 341 |
| ======> | 362 |
| ==> | 318 |
| o | 320 |
| Sollux: Get back to adventurin'. | 323 |
| ==> | 318 |
| Jack: Give guy a proper funeral. | 312 |
| ==> | 351 |
| Pony: Wake up. | 317 |
| ==> | 558 |
| John: Connect to server player. | 320 |
| Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer. | 314 |
| Rose: Check Alchemy Excursus. | 316 |
| ======> | 318 |
| Jane: ... Answer, you guess. | 330 |
| John: Captchalogue punched captchalogued captchalogue card. | 319 |