| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts. | 378 |
| ==> | 357 |
| ======> | 349 |
| ==> | 395 |
| ======> | 346 |
| Aradia: Report discovery. | 385 |
| ==> | 395 |
| ==> | 367 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. | 363 |
| Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop. | 442 |
| John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your arm... | 368 |
| Karkat: Captchalogue sickle. | 345 |
| John: Discard sordid receptacle. | 380 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. | 366 |
| ==> | 358 |
| THEN HE STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS. | 364 |
| Jack: Beckon other guard over. | 366 |
| Jane: Turn page. | 351 |
| ==> | 346 |