| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts. | 292 |
| ==> | 275 |
| ======> | 260 |
| ==> | 310 |
| ======> | 257 |
| Aradia: Report discovery. | 302 |
| ==> | 311 |
| ==> | 273 |
| ==> | 261 |
| ANYWAY, BACK TO OUR STORY. | 273 |
| Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop. | 350 |
| John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your arm... | 282 |
| Karkat: Captchalogue sickle. | 261 |
| John: Discard sordid receptacle. | 298 |
| TT: Put bathtub back. | 265 |
| ==> | 270 |
| THEN HE STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS. | 283 |
| Jack: Beckon other guard over. | 270 |
| Jane: Turn page. | 267 |
| ==> | 258 |