| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Captchalogue W. | 152 |
| ==> | 148 |
| AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something. | 157 |
| BM: Wreck some havoc. | 165 |
| Terezi: Deploy forensics crew. | 160 |
| ==> | 165 |
| ==> | 174 |
| ==> | 168 |
| Jane: Investigate clue. | 164 |
| Rose: Pester Dave. | 164 |
| ==> ==> | 171 |
| ======> | 172 |
| ==> | 171 |
| ==> | 179 |
| ==> | 177 |
| ==> | 187 |
| Oh, oh! Do a fancy santa. | 164 |
| ==> | 161 |
| ======> | 180 |
| Jack: Kill John's dad yourself. | 186 |