| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Don comical hat. | 350 |
| INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE. | 365 |
| Jade: Pester Rose. | 354 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM | 362 |
| Meanwhile, hundreds of pages ago... | 332 |
| Jack: Call a minion. | 318 |
| Hussiebot: Check time. | 352 |
| ==> | 316 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 365 |
| ==> | 354 |
| ==> | 327 |
| Hivebent | 318 |
| ==> | 317 |
| DD: Observe Nobles. | 355 |
| ==> ==> | 320 |
| ==> | 329 |
| Jade: Proceed to lab. | 320 |
| Homestuck | 367 |
| ==> | 357 |
| ==> | 351 |