| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Dave: Activate garbage disposal. | 285 |
| ==> | 286 |
| John: Combine glasses and PDA. | 374 |
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 329 |
| ==> | 287 |
| Ball: Drop. | 320 |
| ==> | 329 |
| ==> | 299 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 285 |
| ==> | 283 |
| John: Take box. | 291 |
| ==> | 331 |
| ==> | 319 |
| And then, | 292 |
| ==> | 332 |
| ==> | 291 |
| Dave: Deploy and upgrade. | 282 |
| ==> | 284 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 | 320 |
| ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP. | 301 |