| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Jack: Don comical hat. | 302 |
| INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE. | 320 |
| Jade: Pester Rose. | 308 |
| AH. SO NICE OF YOU TO GET THEM | 308 |
| Meanwhile, hundreds of pages ago... | 290 |
| Jack: Call a minion. | 274 |
| Hussiebot: Check time. | 300 |
| ==> | 273 |
| John: Go downstairs. | 313 |
| ==> | 303 |
| ==> | 282 |
| Hivebent | 272 |
| ==> | 273 |
| DD: Observe Nobles. | 307 |
| ==> ==> | 274 |
| ==> | 275 |
| Jade: Proceed to lab. | 272 |
| Homestuck | 323 |
| ==> | 315 |
| ==> | 303 |