| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten. | 322 |
| ==> | 280 |
| Ball: Drop. | 313 |
| ==> | 319 |
| ==> | 291 |
| Sollux: Enter name. | 280 |
| ==> | 276 |
| John: Take box. | 282 |
| ==> | 324 |
| ==> | 312 |
| And then, | 286 |
| ==> | 324 |
| ==> | 286 |
| Dave: Deploy and upgrade. | 276 |
| ==> | 277 |
| ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 1 | 313 |
| ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP. | 292 |
| TT: Revise bathroom. | 313 |
| ====> | 320 |
| ==> | 353 |