| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 319 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 356 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 307 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 298 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 318 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 331 |
| ==> | 297 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 333 |
| ======> | 324 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 334 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 310 |
| Be the puppet. | 339 |
| ==> | 336 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 355 |
| ==> | 357 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 325 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 318 |
| Years in the present... | 296 |
| OK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. | 323 |