| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING. | 335 |
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 303 |
| ======> | 302 |
| ==> | 326 |
| ==> | 323 |
| ==> | 321 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 357 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 309 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 299 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 320 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 333 |
| ==> | 300 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 334 |
| ======> | 327 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 335 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 313 |
| Be the puppet. | 340 |
| ==> | 338 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 358 |
| ==> | 360 |