| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 291 |
| ======> | 291 |
| ==> | 315 |
| ==> | 312 |
| ==> | 313 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 349 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 298 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 289 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 308 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 321 |
| ==> | 289 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 322 |
| ======> | 315 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 324 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 298 |
| Be the puppet. | 329 |
| ==> | 328 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 347 |
| ==> | 349 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 315 |