| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING. | 310 |
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 278 |
| ======> | 278 |
| ==> | 305 |
| ==> | 301 |
| ==> | 301 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 339 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 287 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 275 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 297 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 312 |
| ==> | 278 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 313 |
| ======> | 301 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 314 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 281 |
| Be the puppet. | 314 |
| ==> | 314 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 336 |
| ==> | 335 |