| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 257 |
| ======> | 255 |
| ==> | 283 |
| ==> | 282 |
| ==> | 269 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 318 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 266 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 257 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 279 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 294 |
| ==> | 256 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 294 |
| ======> | 283 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 294 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 257 |
| Be the puppet. | 295 |
| ==> | 298 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 316 |
| ==> | 312 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 285 |