| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| Hell. | 305 |
| ==> | 285 |
| Also in the closet. | 274 |
| Months in the closet. | 302 |
| ==> ==> | 672 |
| Jake: Transportalize. | 276 |
| ==> ==> | 314 |
| Be Jack Noir. | 356 |
| ==> | 276 |
| ==> | 332 |
| John: Dispatch these pests. | 301 |
| Jade: Draw air conditioner unit. | 312 |
| Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to John's room. | 299 |
| Sollux: Wake up. | 379 |
| ==> | 307 |
| AH: Go check on John. | 338 |
| John: Look out window. | 288 |
| ==> | 297 |
| Jade: Ascend. | 318 |
| ==> | 322 |