| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Chase the man, you want your book! | 237 |
| ======> | 232 |
| ==> | 262 |
| ==> | 264 |
| ==> | 229 |
| Dave: Open Complete Bullshit. | 295 |
| Kanaya: Answer CC. | 248 |
| Sollux: Get to work at computer. | 235 |
| AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE. | 256 |
| John: Deploy alchemiter. | 273 |
| ==> | 231 |
| GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN. | 276 |
| ======> | 259 |
| Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements. | 272 |
| Jane: Go to computer. | 234 |
| Be the puppet. | 271 |
| ==> | 278 |
| Roxy: Turn around. | 294 |
| ==> | 292 |
| Jane: Throw down your hat to the highest point of the Midnight Crew. | 263 |