| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 343 |
| Dave: Think of ways to one-up mother. | 348 |
| John: Open large present. | 321 |
| dear dave, | 327 |
| ==> | 400 |
| Be Jake. | 308 |
| John: Eat cake. | 307 |
| ==> | 444 |
| And later still... | 323 |
| ==> | 370 |
| WV: Locate a nearby sharp object. | 341 |
| Feferi: Disarm. | 351 |
| ==> | 318 |
| Terezi: Slap him around a bit. | 317 |
| Calliope: Examine chest. | 329 |
| Jake: Attempt to ingest a unit of build grist. | 399 |
| ====> | 412 |
| ======> | 363 |
| ==> | 330 |
| John: Look out window. | 324 |