| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| John: Get PDA. | 322 |
| ==> | 274 |
| ======> | 336 |
| John: Acquire hammer and nails. They will come in handy. | 312 |
| Jake: Answer. | 282 |
| Feferi: Report to Eridan. | 307 |
| Enter name. | 315 |
| Calliope: Tidy up a little. | 292 |
| SO I GET UP. AND... | 331 |
| ==> | 322 |
| Enter name. | 279 |
| John: Topple urn. | 288 |
| ==> | 318 |
| ==> | 406 |
| DD: Seek help. | 336 |
| THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR. | 284 |
| ==> | 326 |
| John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of pogo ride in John's bathroom. | 309 |
| Dave: Take legendary nap. | 313 |
| ==> | 274 |