| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 323 |
| AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something. | 303 |
| AS SUCH, I MUST URGE YOU TO GET THEM | 338 |
| John: Examine nearby station. | 400 |
| ==> | 327 |
| ==> | 370 |
| ==> | 415 |
| ==> | 335 |
| OK. | 316 |
| dear rose, | 380 |
| STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION. | 425 |
| John: Pick up sledgehammer. | 337 |
| ==> | 336 |
| Dirk: Deploy. | 323 |
| A little later... | 416 |
| END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4 | 331 |
| ==> | 304 |
| ==> | 291 |
| ==> | 312 |
| Rose: Psychoanalyze mother's love of wizards. | 388 |