| Title | Score |
|---|---|
| ==> | 248 |
| Dave: Think of ways to one-up mother. | 251 |
| John: Open large present. | 235 |
| dear dave, | 239 |
| ==> | 284 |
| Be Jake. | 202 |
| John: Eat cake. | 206 |
| ==> | 321 |
| And later still... | 235 |
| ==> | 264 |
| WV: Locate a nearby sharp object. | 247 |
| Feferi: Disarm. | 257 |
| ==> | 232 |
| Terezi: Slap him around a bit. | 231 |
| Calliope: Examine chest. | 236 |
| Jake: Attempt to ingest a unit of build grist. | 280 |
| ====> | 293 |
| ======> | 266 |
| ==> | 239 |
| John: Look out window. | 232 |