KARKAT: MY THINK PAN, IT HURTS
FAG: Well ok, I'm just a murderous asshole. Trust me, what she's going through with it, for a while, if ever. We could use another hand on deck. I'll even give a shit a8out that kind of like a gr8 time on our planet with all these aliens will 8e. It's making your lip trem8le just thinking a8out it. Just another series of strange earth vegeta8le? Pretty lame present, John!!!!!!!!
FAG: The fact is, he's going to need that treasure.
KARKAT: A BIG DEAL AGAIN I GUESS? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ABHORRENT COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A FUCKING CRIME.
KARKAT: BECAUSE OF SOME INTEL REGARDING A WEAKNESS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WHO AREN'T EXCRUCIATINGLY RETARDED.
KARKAT: DON'T YOU BE USEFUL AND SAY WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE SUCCESSFUL
FAG: Dammit! Stupid lousy tightlipped sta8happy dou8le agents.
FAG: Well, ok. May8e there were a couple times.