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John: Oh, just open the package you expected to arrive.

DIRK: Wait, what happened with that?

DIRK: Maybe we should go over this again.

DIRK: ...

DIRK: ...

DIRK: GET HER THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

DIRK: Then again, it didn't help matters much that I don't risk poisoning another innocent kid's life.

DIRK: You're just getting that now?

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