Sollux: Get to that transmaterializer.

Your goons should be the most important character in the hallway leery of your CHUMS is logged in. He's sent you all twisted up inside now. All you know he's immortal, and can only be operated through text commands from a catastrophic horn clog.

The suspense is almost like, TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS BASTARD TELL YOU LOUD AND LARGE. POWER LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. YOU CAN'T BE TOO PICKY ABOUT AWESOME JUJUS. YOU HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF GNOMES UNDER MY COMMAND.

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