MARKOVSTUCK

Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a flagellum and puke on your laptop and check on John.

PCG4: BUT YOU SHOULD JUST BAN HER ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME, SEE IT BECAUSE BY THEN YOUR ASS TIGHT AND DO YOUR BEST TO PROVIDE ME COVER.

PCG4: SOME OF MY HIVE AROUND LIKE THAT

PCG4: BUT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW.

PCG4: WELL I'LL SPARE YOU THE TROUBLE. I'M ALREADY NERVOUS! I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS YOU CAN! YOU CAN HAVE THEM FRANKLY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE GIVING YOUR BEST FRIEND, SO YOU CAN JUST GET IN LINE SERKET.

uu: ME AND HER. NOT ME AND HER. NOT ME AND HER.

uu: TRULY A SPITTING IMAGE OF THE SHIT THAT'S GOING ON.


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