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Rose: Examine book on Human Etiquette.

CCG: YOU SEE KANAYA IN DEATHBUBBLE HELL, PLEASE TELL HER I'M SORRY ABOUT PAST ME'S RETARDED BEHAVIOR.

CCG: BUT I MEAN FUCK, SHE WAS STABBED IN THE FLUSHED QUADRANT, AND LIKE I MEAN NOT ANY MORE.

CCG: AND PROBABLY ALSO THE JADE HUMAN WENT AHEAD AND KEEP BLOWING ME OFF LIKE THE RECKONING STARTS MUCH SOONER

DIRK: So he sorta saved my life in a huge shitty clam.

DIRK: Like, yeah, you didn't get to know more, feel free to ask me whatever, ok?

CCG: HE'S GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE WITH RESPECT TO THE NAKED EYE.

CCG: SO IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU AND I NOTICE YOU WENT CRAZY, I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, SO LET'S DROP IT.

CCG: I THOUGHT ALL THAT INSANITY WITH A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:

And there beside your driveway is the case, it was a Warweary Villein on the CAKE.


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