Dave: Pull sword out of the apple juice, despite what John said.
CA: are you sure you arent bein hasty about this im doin you a fuckin gizmo to bloww up the wworld
CA: i wont even use my weird accent while i type ok so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that
SOLLUX: who care2, iim yankiing the grubtube on thii2 2o dont be all doubtiing me about iit.
SOLLUX: iif he fiind2 out, he'll probably want two be the leader of one of the world, not 2top iit.
SOLLUX: no no, ii mean we all are.
CA: yeah i knoww i wwasnt compelled to think you wwear the role pretty wwell wwhich is somethin i can respect that
CA: im just lonely here and i think i got major ordeals to keep an eye on em up here
CA: but wwevve got the same thing
SOLLUX: ii cant do that you play wiith a leader2hiip giig.
SOLLUX: that the world twogether???
SOLLUX: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just th0ught you sh0uld know.
Your furious salvo of deadly SIDE ARMS.