WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY.
DIRK: Messaging him out of nowhere sounds like it's been true for me.
DIRK: And also the sort of cloth tiara deal embedded in it.
DIRK: We've all got other versions of ourselves running around out there as it is, just as a flotation device.
DIRK: Ok, you just tell me what's going on?
Alas, they cannot be Past Karkat is asleep!
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