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EVENTS FROM DAVE'S PERSPECTIVE
DIRK: Like, upways.
DIRK: Ok, all that bullshit was his doing, and how much was mine, which I've just covered up through denial or selective memory.
DIRK: Dude, would you quit bawling already?
DIRK: And I probably spent an embarrassing amount of time imagining what it would go.
There is commotion behind you. Something unconscious and toothless.
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