MARKOVSTUCK

why are you on a small rock? are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?

I notice you aren't really your thing. But you insist their mission is the HAMMERHEAD POGO RIDE. Any time you captchalogue something, only your brother can use him as a kid chained to the rack.

CCG: THEN IT'LL JUST BE HONEY

CCG: OK, THAT WAS THE STUPID FUCKING PRATTLE JOCKEYING LIKE ROWDY BARNBEASTS UP AGAINST THE DISEASE THAT WAS GREAT. WE BOTH HAVE OUR RETINAS SCORCHED BY LOOKING AT IT AGAIN, AND THE TWO MALES ARE ALSO VACILLATING BETWEEN RED AND BLACK, BUT IN SPITE OF ITS CLAUSES, NO MATTER HOW MUCH BULLSHIT IS IT NOW?

TC: aW sHiT bRo, I dOn'T wAnT tO bE aMaZeD bY aLl ThEsE fUcKiN mYsTeRiEs LiFe'S gOt FoR uS.

TC: If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs.

It's your authentic TOMB RAIDER SEXY THIGHSTRAP DOUBLE HOLSTER, complete with cool bros. The 2nd row is all a little too early, and now i think means all my friends getting scattered around and dampen it with your head.


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