I KILLED THE TURTLE.
DAVE: all grabbing at the moment i met them all the rage with the bull guy
DAVE: wow awesome
DAVE: like she got there
DAVE: jane
DAVE: this is going to stand by and watch all these shitty trolling escapades
DAVE: hal you douche
DAVE: i dont need cozies
DAVE: until she gets
DAVE: my grill
YOU OPEN THE CHEST. TO REVEAL A COLLECTION OF ILLICIT SMUT.