MARKOVSTUCK

Jade: Explore the other girl.

ARQUIUSPRITE: I guess I did kind of like a bicep?

ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude, that is a 100% probability that you would have been thrilled to hear my epic monodialogue on alien bazongas

ARQUIUSPRITE: My quads would be bananas, if I may suggest, neigh, perhaps, command?

ARQUIUSPRITE: Of course, this means he is not evil, to my advice

ARQUIUSPRITE: My torso is the height of biological injustice

You wake up soon.


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