And there it is.
EB: wow, hmm...
EB: y..... um...
EB: ah HA!
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so i dunno
These were decommissioned in Derse prisons a long time ago. This race is likely ancient, preceding yours by millions of years ago, and you've never really taking this responsibility very seriously. You have locked up your REFRIGERATOR and COOKALIZER.